hooker diesel

Champagne

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"

by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

rusty hooker

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust

I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker

by Illiteratedylan March 10, 2018

The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019

slutfaced hooker

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!

that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!

by Kels&Tiff April 9, 2008

Hooker Pirate

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012

Hooker Grief

The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker

After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.

by ChemCookers December 13, 2014