homewrecker

Someone who destroys your life by stealing your girlfriend and then making out with her anytime they see you so that you can not go to any parties or events anymore due to the pain. Because of this you turn into an emo person with no life.

Don: fucking homewrecker
Mason: she never liked you
Don then pulls out a pistol and shoots mason before killing himself.

by tim hawkins April 27, 2008

Homer

A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.

Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay

by Homer Guardian September 17, 2008

homero

A Gay Male who pretends to be straight to aviod serious relationships with other men.
A contraction of Homo and Hetro. Started when Chris R. started getting pissed off saying guys where straight acting. Co-producer Peanut

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by ChrisR December 17, 2004

homerosexual

When a person could be characterized as bisexual, this would indicate a frequency favoring homo-relations versus hetero-relations.

Well, I go both ways but, I'm more of a homerosexual.

by smokesquantity April 18, 2004

Homewrecker

An individual who makes it his goal to break up relationships by hitting on girls with boyfriends. He will engage in all forms of sexual activity permitted to achieve this. The person in question may use alcohol as a tactic to have his way with those who would normally stay well away. It is common that a complete lack of care for both people in the relationship (which is now ruined if he's successful) is exhibited.

It is normal for the individual concerned to have no friends. Despite often voicing concerns about being unpopular with, for example, older girls he may know, he is ultimately led by his penis and inherent need to wreck.

"Oh my god I just ran into that guy we know; he was dragging some Irish girl down the beach to shag her. I heard she has a boyfriend."
"Wow, he's such a homewrecker. What a prick."

"Dude, that girl you smashed last night has a long-term boyfriend who we know. I told you when we were at the bar."
"I swear I didn't know!"
"Well, that's a lie, you terrible cunt."

by Le Morge October 21, 2011

Homewrecker

The stomach wrenching gas explosion and overwhelmingly offensive bowel movement resulting from a night of regretful overindulgence in things such as mechanically separated meat products, pasteurized processed cheese products, chili, bean burritos, eggs, jalepenos, hot wings, etc.

Man after last night I had to drop a major homewrecker! It was so bad my wife left and threatened not to come back.

by Scottie Too Hottie! April 26, 2014

jack homer

Awesome, hot, cut jawline, beautiful eyes and equally awesome personality, lover of the office and a great leader

Wow Jack Homer is so cool

by KFC17 November 14, 2017