1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.
However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.
However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.
(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!
creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.
athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!
(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!
creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.
athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!
(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!
by Qoheleth December 24, 2008
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guy 1: so earlier today I was watching some futa hentai and-
guy 2: BRO THATS GAY, THEY HAVE PENISES
guy 1: THEY ALSO HAVE VAGINAS
guy 2: BRO THATS GAY, THEY HAVE PENISES
guy 1: THEY ALSO HAVE VAGINAS
by Hehe I cheated June 13, 2021
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After a hard suffering sleep of 3 hours, because I was playing some hardcore cs last night, and I have work in 30 minutes, I shall do some early morning hentai for boost-up my moral. Squirt squirt :)
by spirit9111 March 2, 2009
Get the early morning hentai mug.Hentai (変態 or へんたい?) About this sound listen (help·info) English /ˈhɛntaɪ/ (lit. "pervert") is a word of Japanese origin which is short for (変態性欲?, hentai seiyoku); a perverse sexual desire. The original meaning of Hentai in the Japanese language is a transformation or a metamorphosis. The implication of perversion or paraphilia was derived from there. Both meanings can be distinguished in context easily.
In Japanese, the term describes any type of perverse or bizarre sexual desire or act; it does not represent a genre of work. Internationally, hentai is a catch-all term to describe a genre of anime and manga pornography. English adopts and uses hentai as a genre of pornography by the commercial sale and marketing of explicit works under this label.
The word's narrow Japanese-language usage and broad international usage are often incompatible. Weather Report Girl is considered yuri hentai in English usage for its depiction of lesbian sex, but in Japan it is just yuri. The definition clash also appears with the Japanese definition of yuri as any lesbian relationship, as opposed to its sexually explicit definition in English usage.
In Japanese, the term describes any type of perverse or bizarre sexual desire or act; it does not represent a genre of work. Internationally, hentai is a catch-all term to describe a genre of anime and manga pornography. English adopts and uses hentai as a genre of pornography by the commercial sale and marketing of explicit works under this label.
The word's narrow Japanese-language usage and broad international usage are often incompatible. Weather Report Girl is considered yuri hentai in English usage for its depiction of lesbian sex, but in Japan it is just yuri. The definition clash also appears with the Japanese definition of yuri as any lesbian relationship, as opposed to its sexually explicit definition in English usage.
Anders: "I just watched some haaaard hentai porn"
Emil: "Oh really? I love hard hentai porn. Wanna watch together?"
Anders: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Emil: "Oh really? I love hard hentai porn. Wanna watch together?"
Anders: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"We hung out at Bob's last night, and ended up watching Cool Devices and Overfiend! He must have pulled the Hentai Mind Trick on us!"
by BrotherJohn35 December 15, 2008
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Person #2: "Cool"
Person #2: "Cool"
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