johnny heavy

Nickname for Labatt Blue beer, named after John Labatt the Canadian legend brewer. Essential name to know if you live in the Buffalo area.

I need me a Johnny heavy for the bills game

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020

Heavy whoring

Not to be confused with lite and medium whoring. The best example for heavy whoring would be a heavily sheltered pastors daughter going off to collage and fucking every thing that shows interest with a dick.

I did a little heavy whoring today on campus. The entire hockey team ran a train on me.

by Dirty mike and the boys. January 22, 2023

Heavy Machinery

A plus size woman

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal

by Inspector February 13, 2023

heavy in the shoes

Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.

I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .

by Sassypants16789 September 5, 2016

Heavy hitter

A mod vape/pod designed for stronger hits than your average cart/pen.
May sometimes be used to refer to edibles that are designed to be absorbed quicker like syrup.

He's got a heavy hitter and I'd have one too if I wasn't damn broke

by dextromethorphan January 5, 2022

Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.

"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"

by alooffreddydog13092 May 6, 2023

Heavy on the pretty

Someone is really, really pretty or beautiful just like all the time

“Yea, Jordyn is heavy on the pretty frfr”

by Crack.baby March 8, 2021