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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
mugGet the Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.mug.

heather snow

Heather snow is a person with the most amazing personality but can also be toxic but that's rare. That person is also hot and looks really good with red hair. <3
Omg heather snow is such a heather
by Smokey peni October 20, 2020
mugGet the heather snowmug.

Heather

Heather is someone you want to be like or look like, someone you find really pretty. Heather is someone you look up to or to look like
I wish I was heather
by Jordan tamai August 15, 2020
mugGet the Heathermug.

Heather

This is a girl who is all about safety. Anything she does, she has safety at the front of her mind. She likes to be cautious and take things slow and steady so that nobody, including herself, gets hurt in the process. Some might even call her the Queen of Safety.
That isn't OSHA approved, you should be more like Heather.
by Ksbh99 December 6, 2022
mugGet the Heathermug.

Heather

Pretty much the most special gift you could ever get. the most special baby girl you will ever be privileged to know. she is incredibly adorable. she is drop dead gorgeous, amazingly beautiful. she's admirable and faithful and shy, when you see her on Snapchat it gives you butterflies, when you kiss her it makes your knees weak and despite her lisp, when you hear her voice you melt she is just perfect. She wears an eyepatch as well. Literally your guardian angel as a baby angel. Like, she has wings.
man she's amazing, she must be a heather.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 9, 2023
mugGet the Heathermug.

Heather

A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.
Heather told me she was going to get a chicken minis tattoo, but called me a safety cone instead.
by TinderSwindler June 24, 2022
mugGet the Heathermug.

Heather

I don’t give 2 fucks about what your name means on here.
Damn that’s crazy heather don’t give a fuck about my name ?!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
mugGet the Heathermug.

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