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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
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Heather

As the tik tok trend a heather is someone who is seen as perfect and someone that people want to look like
by I live August 17, 2020
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Heather

A beautiful girl who is kind and is the only example of a perfect human. Heather's typically have brown hair and brown eyes that are more beautiful than the sunset. She is typically nice to everyone but when you make her mad she will scratch you. When she is sad she will try to conceal it so you're not worrying about her because she wants you to have fun. She will do just about anything to make people happy.
Person 1: "man that girl Heather is really nice and kinda cute:

Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
by Ms.pac man June 12, 2019
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Heather

'Heather' is a word referencing the song Heather by Conan Gray. A Heather isn't necessarily prettier than you but they just have better qualities then you, someone that someone you like always looks at. you wish you were her as you want the person you like to look at you like that but you also kinda wish she was dead.
you're such a Heather!
by annalikesoreos September 18, 2020
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heather

an amazing song that was ruined by straight tiktok
friend: omg your heather

me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020
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Heather

A girl who is basically perfect and who can get any guy. This could typically be described as a blue-eyed, blonde, barbie body, Brandy Melville, hottie.
by ily!:))) September 1, 2020
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Heather

A loyal, kind, considerate girl. She has wavy/curly hair that she straightens, but doesn't need to. She's a black belt in karate and a girl Scout. You're probably one of her oldest friends.
Heather's so sweet. I've known her forever!
by 7heroesmustanswertheCall October 29, 2019
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