Cat In The Hat

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009

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hat trick

To individually score three goals in a soccer game.

"Ronaldinho was one goal away from a hat trick."

by PucktheFolice June 30, 2006

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Hat Trick

1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals

2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night

I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!

by Nasty Nate September 10, 2003

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pink hat

A clueless, ignorant female who goes to sporting events and doesn't know the most basic facts about the team that they supposedly support. They are often loud, obnoxious and irritating. They prefer baseball, but have been known to appear at other sporting events and wear the jersey or shirt of the most attractive player on the team and can't tell you what position he plays. They are also the reason decent Sox tickets are $250 a seat. Also known as "cunts".

Ex. 1
Fan 1: If that fucking pink hat doesn't stop singing "Sweet Caroline" I'm gonna skull fuck her.

Fan 2: At least we don't get this shit at Bruins games.

Pink Hat: SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!

Ex. 2

Jack: Did you hear that Pink Hat on Toucher and Rich?

Joe: Yeah, what a dumb bitch.

by The Sugabear April 29, 2010

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