han

hoe ass niggea

matthew and kyler are such han's

by carol bono May 30, 2017

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Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

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Han-grage

When you are way beyond hangry. A ravenous hunger fueled by rage because you had to wait an insane amount of time to eat.

I was so hungry, I began to experience a han-grage the likes of which I have never felt before.

by candlegirl January 12, 2021

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mr. han

a sexual predator or pedophile

There are so many Mr. Hans in the world

by anonymousqwerty5 August 14, 2017

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Hans

The sexiest idiot alive

Hey hans how are you?
What would your father think of this?

by lol shrek April 3, 2022

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Hans and Wolfgang

The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.

John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.

by melonhead999 October 11, 2011

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