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john hancock

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.
Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.
by pbrgirl September 28, 2005
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Hancock Entrance

1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.

2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.

Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance

A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!

Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs

Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
by uninspired username August 24, 2008
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Handicappist

One who is "racist" against people who are handicapped.
Jade hates that guy because he is deaf. She is a handicappist.
by lackeyattackey April 12, 2011
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Hancock

Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:
-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)

A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy of two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex
*out on the 'town'

Where has Jeremiah gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?

Mate... they've pulled a Hancock ;)
by *Jewhavebeenhad* June 9, 2011
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Handiclap

Having a curable venereal disease, which might seem to be a disability, but conveniently gets you out of an unwanted relationship.
Joe's handiclap helped scare Amanda away after constant rejection had failed to make her leave him alone.
by dasbike July 29, 2011
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Hani Deluxe

Don't be such a Hani Deluxe. Real men like Detroit muscle; not your trendy playthings.
by Yvy May 8, 2012
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Handicap Handjob

The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.
“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”
by Jkmnopqrs June 4, 2019
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