Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.
by pbrgirl September 28, 2005
Get the john hancock mug.1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.
2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.
Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.
Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance
A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!
Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs
Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!
Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs
Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
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-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)
A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy of two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex
-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)
A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy of two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex
*out on the 'town'
Where has Jeremiah gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?
Mate... they've pulled a Hancock ;)
Where has Jeremiah gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?
Mate... they've pulled a Hancock ;)
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Joe's handiclap helped scare Amanda away after constant rejection had failed to make her leave him alone.
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