handlebaricide

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1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer

When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.

This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.

by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013

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handed to him

Another way to say, "beat down" or "ass whipped".

He got into a fight and really got it handed to him.

by Bringthefunk June 30, 2016

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handte

an authentic german name; Handte’s are usually very smart, athletic, fierce, honest and most of all hard working. Never mess with a Handte, once you mess with them, they can destroy you. After all they’re german.

Handte’s are the best.

by kayleyanderson December 23, 2017

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Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

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