Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.

Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.

by moobs September 7, 2021

Saskatoon Handwarmer

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.

Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.

by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022

Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.

Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"

by Ninaleven July 14, 2023

Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Bellambi Handbag

A 6-pack or cask of cheap wine in a carry bag. Commonly seen carried between the Bellambi CBD and the Marina.

You go steal something from Bunnings while I go get a Bellambi Handbag from the drive-thru bottlo

by Pan D August 7, 2024

Portland Handwarmer

When walking in downtown Portland Oregon in the winter time, you put on a latex glove and pick up a homeless persons fresh pile of dookie.

it was so cold in downtown Portland this winter, thankfully I wasn't far from a nice Portland handwarmer!

by BigJtwista January 30, 2026

Pakistani Handsaw

When two men get a buttjob from someone, going back and forth in the same motion as a two person cross-cut saw

Drop a follow for vid of Dale Wilson giving immo342 and Certified Gem Crusher a Pakistani Handsaw

by Roast Beast R34 August 5, 2025