Holy crap

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

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Holy Mode

In a relationship, where the female goes on a retreat (usually with the church), and returns in a condition of near abstinence.
This condition is curable over time.

Freshman Friend: "Yo man how longs it been since you got a BJ from your girlfriend?"
The Man: "Dude, its been a while, since the retreat. Ever since, shes been in Holy Mode."

by O Holy One March 28, 2009

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holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

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holy skank

Expressing aggrivation or anger like saying What the Fuck but saying Holy Skank

Holy Skank!! What are you doing?!?!?!

by annoymous January 26, 2004

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Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

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