Holy Squirrel

Beng suprised by something or someone

Holy Squirrel, what was that?

by KayLeighP September 14, 2009

Holy Malaz

An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.

HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.

by themalamaker July 23, 2015

Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 06, 2009

the holy savior

A 5-some involving a guy laying on his back with one girl riding his cock, and a girl sitting on his face. With the guy's arms laid flat and away from his body, a girl on each side, sits on his hand while the guy fingers her. This is resembling a crucifix. Hence the name, Holy Savior.

I just did the holy savior with these chicks. Bro, you wouldn't believe it.

by SkilledWaffle December 12, 2016

holy tamole

Used in cases when one is surprised or shocked

Holy tamole look at that line of people! Going to be a long wait.

by Foliage September 20, 2020

holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

Holy Crappalooney

An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.

"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"

by Millett5 March 03, 2011