A large pickup truck that is always perfectly clean because it was purchased to project masculinity and not for its intended purpose of supporting hard manual labor. Commonly found in Texas and the bordering states.
Had to park in the other lot 'cuz some jackass double-parked his sparkly-clean F-150...goddamn hog princess.
by Asterizk May 7, 2022
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-what
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-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
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-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-
Hog ridaaa.
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-
Hog ridaaa.
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Get the hog city mug.Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.
We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.
by THELonni September 2, 2022
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