Cock Guitar

When a man violently masturbates while rocking a sick guitar solo and head-banging harder than corpse grinder

Hey jim, last night i rocked the cock guitar so hard, next thing i knew i was the center of a mosh-pit

by Devoid1436 May 26, 2015

acoustic guitar

A forbidden instrument because of its power that it possesses to play the forbidden song sweet home alabama. This song is forbidden for many reasons.

A: He now owns the legendary acoustic guitar
B: How does one possess so much power?

by penismanhuge December 15, 2020

guitar hero

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.

guitar hero sucks!!!

by kewl dude February 14, 2007

guitar blowjob

when a girl gives a guy a blowjob while he tries to concentrate on playing guitar

she gave me a Guitar Blowjob last ngiht, i could not concentrate

by ChickenButt February 11, 2008

air guitar

1. The act of pretending to play the guitar using only hands and the surrounding air.

2. Masturbation.

1. I can play some mad air guitar!

2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.

by Bobbbbbbby September 12, 2006

guitar hero

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.

Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by dave3190 August 3, 2008

Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.

FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet

by K.Dahl August 16, 2007