Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Nose Guard

Individuals defending YouTuber turned coke head Nick Rekieta in the face of his arrest for drug possession and child endangerment.

The Nose Guards are covering for Nick again.

by B.E.C.O. May 30, 2024

Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org

Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!

by G2 July 12, 2003

yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss

“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”

by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022

baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.

Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?

by rabifant August 24, 2014

Republican Guard

A para-military unit in dictatorships such as Iran, Iraq and The Trump Administration that is very loyal to the regime. Used to supress dissent, quash protesters and sometimes kill innocent civilians, especially minorities and opposition activists.

CNN: Law enforcement agents tear gassed and

.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis

ME: Must be The Republican Guard

by guy urban June 2, 2020

Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.

“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”

by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025