color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 4, 2022

Road guard spirit

An Army term for when road guards seek motivation from one another when swapping out positions.

Road guard 1- “road guard relief”

Road guard 2- “road guard spirit”
RG1- “Hoooaah”

by Dbogie November 29, 2018

The basement guard effect

The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”

- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting

- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me

by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024

Guards

Police

I find it easier to talk to them when I think of them as guards. Nothing to hide

by sean15 July 10, 2019

fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 6, 2022

Pulling Guard

Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.

Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."

by astro-grappling November 15, 2022

yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss

“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”

by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022