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Government Job

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.
This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.
by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006
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Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke
Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"
by mo-a February 8, 2005
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governing body

The ruling class of the cult known as Jehovah's witnesses! Not required to follow the same rules as everyone else in the group! Before you study with these false prophets please please please do some extensive research into their beliefs!
Wait a minute how come your kid is going to law school and the Watchtower is PAYING for it?

Cause I'm on he governing body and I'm better than you!

Fuck you and your cult I'm out of here!
by mkr32208 May 24, 2006
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Grover

Not unlike little man big man syndrome but completely different. This is both a natural and unnatural phenomenon where a tall skinny dude has the skinny on lock, but the belly on bust.
Yo check out Beanpole Barry, I haven't seen him since high school. WOAH! That boyz dun gone grovered himself (I hear that he used to be thizzed faced all the time and then his plur bunny left him so he got his munch-down on). He's straight Foster's boyeeeeee.
by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007
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Grover Lie

Adding false details to a story to prove a point. "Grover" can be replaced by whomever is using said "Grover Lie".
ie; Grover: Hey, did you know that the earth is flat?

Dan: No its not; its round!

Grover Lie: What are you talking about; my dad tried to sail around the world and fell off the side.
by Mac174 June 25, 2008
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governmentese

supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944
Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."
by hipoint93 September 1, 2011
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governcorp

When the only thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on is the agenda set by corporations and the 1%. See example TransPacific Partnership Trade Deal
Are you kidding me, GovernCorp just agreed to more tax cuts for richest .001%
by UnionTech January 22, 2015
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