Grover Norquist

A scumbag worse than a child molester. The joker, Darth vader, Freddy kreuger, Hannibal lector, and Jeffery Dahmer gathered together and masturbated onto cruella de ville, and Grover Norquist is the mutated-pedophilic result.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Grover Norquist?
Person 2: Yeah! He's the guy with the really small dick!
Person 1: He's similar to Santorum

Person 2: Really? He's an ass hole!

by stoogey April 3, 2012

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Grave Logging

This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.

After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.

"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

Grave-shift

Indeed the loneliest and scariest of shifts. No live human should work a Grave-shift, however sometimes duty calls. Just don't quit on your break.

I've been, working this Grave-shift.
And I aint made shit
I wish I could,
buy me a spaceship and flyyyy
Passst the skyyyy-yyyyy

by LEFAG April 1, 2015

Poo Glove

While loading up bags of manure at work, some residual poo stays on your gloves. You then chase fellow employees around while shouting "poo glove!" or something of that nature.

Poo glove attack on cashiers at work

by Hersheyloc April 1, 2009

drop the gloves

Hockey slang for fighting.

When players come to fight, they drop their gloves so they can hit each other's face with bare fists.

When players drop the gloves, the commentator may say, for instance:

"John Kordic just dropped the gloves!"

by maxcanada April 28, 2006

dirty glove

refers to detroit - variation on the michigan mitten, with reference to "dirty" speaking to the rough-around-the-edges city that often commands a bad reputation.

i'm reppin from d-town, the dirty glove.

by j cel January 15, 2008