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groupon anxiety

the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am.

Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com

The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica
(After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!

Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you

Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.
by twinklover April 26, 2010
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Perfection Group

Most Perfection groups are myspace whores whose main goal in life is to get as many friends on their myspace as possible. They often suffer from the delusion that deathly thin is in. Members are often Anorexic or Bulemic. Most are scene and/or emo posers.

Top groups are Perfection Dolls, VIP, and other Perfection Trains. These groups promote eating disorders such as Anorexia and Bulemia often referred to as Ana or Mia. They claim to be elite, envied, and hated by anyone not like them. They all claim individuality and yet they all look alike.

There are other groups out there such as Dysfucntion Freaks that accept anyone and teach beauty comes from within. The owner is a heavy set female from the US called Crispy Owl. She doesn't give her real name, unlike some of the others that lead groups. All of these groups are on Myspace.
Perfection groups are a fad, they will eventually die out. If you chose to become a member of one, choose carefully and please think about what eating disorders do to your body.
by Freak off the leash April 7, 2008
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Grouporn

The act of watching porn in a group.
"I watched some wrestling fetish thing on youporn with the girls yesterday and I'm thinking about incorporating it into my next mixer"

"You mean you grouporned."
by HVallday June 2, 2013
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chums group

a website that will cause the death of facebook
hey guys wanna go on facebook
No whats that
its that thing we used to go on before chums group
OH that
by missymexx June 13, 2012
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groupee

Derived from "groupees", a congrigation of "the cool" people, often travel around in large groups together and live down the beach. When ever they see another "groupee" or "groupette", they think it necessary to go directly to that particular person completely forgetting who they are with. Also, if they have "groupee wives", they constantly hang around them and it is impossible to talk to them during that process.
The "cool" people (groupee congrigation) who are always down the beach and whom everyone tries to hang around with.
by evs02 May 10, 2006
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phloom groupie

A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."
"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
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