grease Tendrils

Long hair of a person that hasn't washed it in a while and thus is sticking together in strands.

Today Asmongold is again showing of his grease tendrils during the stream.

by Bastispark July 17, 2022

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

gash grease

The quite welcoming viscous, yet milky-colored and slightly-frothed discharge of a horny girl with a yeast infection

I knew it was on for tonight ~ 10 minutes into dinner and I could smell the gash grease burning from across the table.

by wyldesites July 15, 2014

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Rack

Ugly girl with big tits

“Dude I fucked Candice last night.”

“Damn, did you put a bag over her head she’s a total grease rack.”

by FaffyEnderman January 8, 2023

rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.

"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."

by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017

Wall Grease

The sticky brown spots on home walls that defy any logical explanation for it's existence. Called "grease" because of it's similar quality to congealed grease around the home stove. Can also be called "wall sap" or "wall sweat" because of how it appears to have oozed from the wall itself.

"Man, I found some wall grease again in my bedroom! Where the fuck is it comin' from?"

by HoneyMac September 19, 2016