Gorilla Suit

When a black person wears all black, preferably at night, so not to be seen by the police. This includes a black hat, black bandana. black face, black shirt, black undershirt, black hoodie, black fuzzy jacket, black belt, black hands, black baggy jeans, black chain, black socks, black shoes and black backpack filled with black weapons. The only thing visible is the eyes, but not when they're closed.

White Man: Yo check out that black guy in the gorilla suit over there!

Black Man: Yeah and when i close my eyes im invisible! watch

*black man closes eyes*

White Man: HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THE FUCKING BLACK MAN GO!!!!!

Rocco: yo bro, rólax!

Black man: what the fuck does that mean cracker

*Black man proceeds to shoot rocco while wearing his gorilla suit then opens his eyes. White man is amazed. cops come and black man closes his eyes, and he is invisible once again.

Tyler: yo thats so rego and klajustic

by jrwashere October 25, 2009

Butt Gorilla

The Butt Gorilla is a nocturnal primate who climbs into young boy's windows at nite, and commences to have butt-secks with them. His voice sounds eerily like...your Dad's.

Boy: "Dad, I had a nightmare that a man in a gorilla suit humped my butt. And it really hurts!"

Dad (With a twinkle in his eye): "Oh, that ol Butt Gorilla must've visited you last night! Now hurry up and put this dress on!"

by jvarna5 January 30, 2008

gorilla ass

Referring to the very hairy ass of a man or woman.

"Yo, I saw Ricky's mom getting out of the shower the other night, and man, she's got a gorilla ass."

by Mr.SlippyFists November 22, 2004

gorilla pillows

A pair of large hairy ass breasts

Damn I was gonna skeet that girl linda till I saw those nasty ass gorilla pillows

by Big Jerm September 8, 2008

gorilla astronaut

when you put a fish bowl on a very ugly person's head and proceed to fuck them like a gorilla getting ready for a space mission.

Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle

"hey you know Cherry?"
"Yeah"
"I gave that bitch a Gorilla Astronaut last night"
"cool"

by Myn Odu Esp December 31, 2009

gorilladelphia

While staying in Philidelphia shave your partners ,pubes, while she is sleeping then glue the hair onto your ,pennis,. While she is still asleep ,jackoff, vigorously. When she wakes up your dick will be hard and philadelphia phillies red when she looks at it she will smile at the welcomed harry sight. She will still be in a daze so flip her over and ,butt fuck, her till she screams and says "that pull that ,gorilla dick, out of me!" Then you yell back, "no I love gorilladelphia"

Girlfriend: hey what are you doing? Honey
Boyfriend: nothing now turn over
Girlfriend: Oh no not again! Pull that gorilla dick out of me we've only been in philidelpia two days.
Boyfriend:No way I love gorilladelphia.
Girlfriend:oh well at least hes cleaning out my asshole its gotten pretty full of baby yogurt.

by dan conmy October 25, 2010

Godzilla Penis

A large Asian penis. Roughly the same as BBC is for large black cock.

Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.

Girl 1: I've almost completed my sexual bucket list.

Girl 2: What's left to do?

Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?

Girl 2: At least one is doable.

by partygrrrl May 7, 2013