Skibidi Gooning

The act of ChrisChanMaxxing so hard that you exhibit high enough levels of skibidi rizz to achieve a transcendental level of goonint

“Woah man! Your skibidi rizz is off the charts! You must be skibidi gooning!”

by Lvdcyeee October 29, 2023

Goon wolf

An individual with a penchance for getting rtardedly drunk and thinking they are the life of the party. A homeless, booze hound who acts in an anti-social manner.

'That guy committed so many party fouls, he was a total goon wolf."

by Mike80 April 21, 2008

Goon Sack

A beverage storage device which contains very cheap an nasty wine, which, is usually consumed by aboriginal's in Mungindi.

Wow Jessie looks fuckn smashed! Yeah he's been hitting the goon sack pretty hard today.

by Tony10133 August 20, 2010

goon squaded

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.

I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.

by Slumpyman September 24, 2015

goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

Booty Goon

A booty goon is man that loves women's asses and will do anything in the pursuit of that fine treasure.

She thought she had finally met a nice guy but it turned out he was just a booty goon.

by evilboy September 25, 2014

Broadway Goons

Local gang in Iowa City, IA that is quickly spreading, causing havoc and destruction through-out the city.

Mostly consists of young black males. Main enemies are The Gorilla City Army (Cedar Rapids, IA gang)

"You hear bout them lil niggas over there off hwy-6??"

"You mean the broadway goons?"

by SHHNAKEEE October 27, 2009