looks up Google Hammer

WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"

"Yeah, Sure man"

looks up Google Hammer

"Eww man that's disgusting!"

"Lol"

by TribalH March 20, 2016

Hop on Google Slides

A term used by obese fat little children who want to do some sort of school project, but procrastinated to the last minute. The little kids usually forget that they exist and usually hop on google slides. They show some sort of Schizophrenia symptoms, and tend to have rough gay sex with their monitors.

William: "Hey Tarquinius, want to hop on google slides?"
Tarquinius: "Yeah sure, give me a minute."
William: "Wait - I forgot to tell you, I don't exist. Don't take your meds."

by Ulty May 3, 2022

Things you should never google

Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life

Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT

by Legend 18 12 October 21, 2023

Google Impaired

Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.

I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.

by Justin H. September 5, 2005

googlefag

Somebody that pretends to know something, but actually just googled it while you're talking to them on the phone.

I thought Jimmy was so smart, but he's just a lame googlefag.

by Agouti23 November 28, 2010

GOOGLE IT

A meaningless phrase used to insult an opponent in backyard games “Cornhole, Polish horseshoes, etc”

During a game of polish horseshoes I scored 3 points. I then shouted “GOOGLE IT”

by Tew July 24, 2018

Typing Google Into Google

It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.

Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.

Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh

by Hrugh May 30, 2009