Noun
Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"
Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"
by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010
Get the Gooch Mongermug. by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022
Get the Quandarious Goochmug. by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022
Get the Gooch Poofmug. a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
Get the Gooch Pinchmug. When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021
Get the Gooch Saunamug. Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained
John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.
by altoid51 August 16, 2017
Get the gooch saucemug. When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.
After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”
by DthePenetratorShogun May 9, 2021
Get the Gooch Drippingsmug.