goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

Saucy Goober

A compliment term to basically someone who is fresh af and pulls bitches without even trying

Goddamn John, that Gucci belt made you into a real saucy goober

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 July 29, 2019

Goober

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.

Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.

by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019

Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.

*stolen, you illiterate goober

by Cjstaple May 5, 2019

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019