Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023
When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
by dickstrips April 08, 2014
Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 21, 2019
by Yeet is your master now March 25, 2021
by FitsMagee June 20, 2022
When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 24, 2024