Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010
When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
by StayRustyMyFriends April 29, 2016
The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.
*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."
by puckslut January 25, 2015
Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.
man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
by Group Dynamics May 13, 2015
A condition of finding a person more attractive than they really are, only because they have an accent foreign from yours.
"That German chick I hooked up with last night was super hot!"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"
by The 425 J-train May 23, 2013
noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.
Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.
References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.
References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 05, 2016
Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
Love Goggles
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 21, 2018