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Thot Goggles

A type of goggles you wear in order to see thots close cousin to the clout goggles
I saw a thot with my thot goggles
by Thot goggles February 28, 2018
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Safety Goggles

When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.
Guy 1: Nice shades.

Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.
by S.E.D. November 22, 2011
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Thot Goggles

A non-prescription pair of glasses that female hoes wear that belong on a 1970s accountant.
Person 1- “Oh are those your grandpas glasses?”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”
by Dylan Wiener June 6, 2018
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Goonie Goggles

noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.

Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.

References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 5, 2016
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Irish goggles

1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.

2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.
Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...
by resplendent_doug November 8, 2023
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Goggle-Polisher

(from Steampunk motif of brass goggles)

- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.

Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.

Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.
"Man, I haven't seen so many skeleton corsets since my sister's sorority went to the '07 Decembrist's show. Goggle-polishers for days.
by Charisma Resistant October 22, 2008
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Beet Goggles

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.
Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!
by Nasuss June 2, 2013
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