When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.
by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012
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Girl #1: Are you going home with him tonight?
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!
by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011
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People constantly make him the butt of jokes, conspiracies, trolling and spam, either on his profile or in his group.
People constantly make him the butt of jokes, conspiracies, trolling and spam, either on his profile or in his group.
by GeneralKoolaid July 25, 2011
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Occurs at the beginning of a relationship or one night stand when a girl (or guy) leaves a personal item at the significant others apartment, house, or car. Much like Cinderella left a glass slipper behind for the prince. Can be malicious, i.e. you are cheating and they leave lipstick in medicine cabinet. Also used to mark their new territory, i.e. New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"
Most common tactic: Used to ensure a reason to call or be called. More often it is to be harrassed by phone or a surprise visit.
Occurs at the beginning of a relationship or one night stand when a girl (or guy) leaves a personal item at the significant others apartment, house, or car. Much like Cinderella left a glass slipper behind for the prince. Can be malicious, i.e. you are cheating and they leave lipstick in medicine cabinet. Also used to mark their new territory, i.e. New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"
Most common tactic: Used to ensure a reason to call or be called. More often it is to be harrassed by phone or a surprise visit.
New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"
Guy: "Damn, I can't believe I got glass slippered, my last date a while ago must have been trying to mark her territory.
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Girl1: "How was your date with jacob?"
Girl2: "Awesome, I hope he calls...I left him a glass slipper in case he doesnt, then I will call him"
Guy: "Damn, I can't believe I got glass slippered, my last date a while ago must have been trying to mark her territory.
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Girl1: "How was your date with jacob?"
Girl2: "Awesome, I hope he calls...I left him a glass slipper in case he doesnt, then I will call him"
by JeffDiaz November 17, 2011
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Get the Dierdre glasses mug.Similar to friend zone; when you like and get close to a female yet she continues to keep you at arms length causing you to feel as if you are trapped looking through a glass box you cannot escape at that which you most covet.
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