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Garret Mcdonald

He's a bitch
by Garret Mcdonald April 20, 2017
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garret kline

by tiger55555 June 2, 2017
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Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”
by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
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Garret Olympics

A common re-rack in pong that originated at Plymouth state university. This re-rack consists of three cups down a line being connected with 2 cups touching the 3. This formation is also called “zipper” at D2 or higher universities.
Max:Yo can I get a garret Olympics?

Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!

Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.
by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019
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Garret Gilbert

Garret Gilbert is a professional quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys and is torching the defense of the
Garret Gilbert is torching the Steelers.
by RyanDaking1 November 8, 2020
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Garret Tucker

A loyal member of the boys. He never leaves them for a girl but can’t get over a girl that is wayyyyy out of his league. If are a boy and ever see a garret tucker start have sex with him
Wow Garret Tucker can’t get over colbi
by The big huge d man April 15, 2021
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garrets vagina

The cleanest, most fresh, moist vagina a Garret has ever had. Cannot be topped by any other vagina out there.
Since the nuclear power plant can run itself, I have more time to munch on the snack that is Garrets vagina.
by Where is the tunnel April 22, 2021
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