The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

bone garden

A cemetery

When you die, you are buried in a bone garden.

by Lolliedolly February 16, 2015

freedom garden

A garden where one grows bald eagles, models of presidents heads, and American flags.

"dude your freedom garden is rad!"
"I know! it just sprouted a baldie a few days ago."

by Imtotallynotracist April 29, 2015

shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie September 30, 2015

gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters

I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening

by Drowning clown November 24, 2015

Ghetto Garden

An empty lot that is located in an urban area, usually overtaken by weeds, crabgrass, overgrown bushes, discarded trash, and used needles/empty bottles of cheap booze. Usually surrounded by several abandoned buildings. Sometimes, a stray marijuana plant can be seen sprouting up from the Ghetto Garden.

Darnell and his homies live in the projects, so the only place they can go to play is the Ghetto Garden.

Nancy made the mistake of walking through the Ghetto Garden barefoot and stepped on a broken vodka bottle.

by Cornyhotdogs October 25, 2017