andrew garfield

an absolute hottie, sexiest lad going.

“andrew garfield is an absolute hottie”

by slutforcrystalbitches February 4, 2022

andrew garfield

andrew garfield is literally the most handsome man on this world

i would let him break me like a glow stick.

“andrew garfield is the daddy of all daddies”

by simpforoldermen April 13, 2022

Lil Garfie

A rockstar from space gang that loves to trip and spreads positive energy that originated in Florida

Is that lil Garfie the rockstar he’s so hot

by Space gang June 26, 2023

Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

Upside down garfield

An upside down garfield is when a red head does a headstand and you eat lasagne out of her pussy :)

I had a real hankering for lasagne but my ginger girlfriend wanted head... We met half way and did an upside down garfield!

by Sensitive finish January 15, 2022

garage sale

the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then

"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."

by Alianne September 13, 2003

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005