Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009

check a grip

when you proceed to "check a grip" you straight up gettin that money by sellin drugs or pimpin or workin or whatever it takes.

Me an my nigga finna check a grip when we slang this whole bird fa sho. Yea we'z commin up this time.

by jziliquor July 29, 2006

bowling ball grip

Similar to the shocker (two in the pink one in the stink) but instead of the pinky the thumb is inserted into the girls butthole.

"I'll give her the bowling ball grip, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink." - T-Dawg

by Ryer06 April 13, 2006

vise grip

When your fucking your girl an about to pull out an she wraps her legs around you so you cum inside of her an she has you locked down for life

I was fucking a girl I just met an I went to pull out an she vise griped me because I have money.... now my life is over

by alaska899 October 19, 2015

kung fu grip

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

alien grip

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink. (resembles symbol used by captain kirk in star trek)

-So, uh, you give her the alien grip last night?
-Naaaah.

by chjali July 20, 2007

Beetle Grip

when you stick your index finger in a girls arse and your thumb in her vagina and try to make them touch

Shut up or i'll beetle grip you!

by Breadstraw March 10, 2009