soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.

While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.

by critz August 13, 2012

thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.

Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?

by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 December 26, 2015

bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 30, 2014

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 02, 2013

Lust Goggles

when your lust prevents you from seeing the true conciquences of your actions. to you who you are lusting for will always be pretty rad

erin --> "look at my boyfriend aint he a keeper"
other gal --> "no"
erin --> "well i thought so"
other gal --> "wow you got your lust goggles on"

by superstar161156 November 21, 2010

Accent goggles

A condition of finding a person more attractive than they really are, only because they have an accent foreign from yours.

"That German chick I hooked up with last night was super hot!"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"

by The 425 J-train May 23, 2013

Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".

Love Goggles

by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 21, 2018