Spursy Goal

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

by CcDragz December 23, 2023

Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing

Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs

by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

Couple Goals

Jupi and Claire

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.

by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021

olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)

Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!

by Rflow5 May 2, 2022

goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 April 15, 2014

Relationship goals

A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.

Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals

by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021