Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

eli glazing

when a person named eli glazes 24/7

that guy is always eli glazing

by womp womp12 April 26, 2024

Glazing

1. To "glaze" someone is to means to give them compliments that are so over-top, or so continuous that it comes across as cringe worthy or phony.

2. To rave, or gas someone up to the point it's cringe worthy or phony.

"He's so amazing, he's like the best player on the team. I can't believe we get to play with him. Look! He's shooting the ball, now. Wow, that was just so cool. I still can't believe we're on the same team as him." -Felix

"You're glazing."-Josh

by Ireallydon'tknowbutImight March 8, 2025

Glaze

To have sex and ejaculate on a female

I glazed that bitch

by North side September 14, 2021

galaxy glazed

When one is too far out or past the point and or state of moon burnt off party favors such a cannabis, coke , meth or any other substances that create a personal escape.

Amity: Hey TJ wanna hang out with Dez
T.J. Nah Amity she is galaxy glazed

by big trappe April 1, 2019

Glazed

Super fresh style haircut

Yo Jamal I want my hair faded then glazed.

by FreshFadedCutz February 25, 2017

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 10, 2022