flush the ducts

ejaculation by means of masturbation
preventative measure to reduce the risk of prostate cancer

'Flush the ducts'
The new study, published in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association, was based on an ongoing survey covering a variety of health issues of thousands of men who were 40 to 75 when the study began in 1986. In 1992 they were asked to report the average number of ejaculations they had per month during ages 20 to 29, 40 to 49 and during the previous year. In later surveys they were asked to report if they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Johnny?

Im just flushing the ducts, mom!

by a dawg April 7, 2004

flushstall

When a bathroom is really quiet and you REALLY have to pee like a lot you wait for someone in the other bathrooom to flush and then you let it all out while the other toilet is making all that loud noise to cover up yours! (mostly for girls)

At the restaurant the bathroom was really quiet so i had to do a flushstall.

by gertruday February 20, 2009

flusterfucked

A feeling that is amazing and awesome that is caused by haing a severe crush on a girl.

When ever I am around Niki Taylor I get all flusterfucked.

by Deputy Glock November 7, 2012

flushtub

Flushtub is a word based on a joke that transferred into a name to call someone who has to use the bathroom a lot during classes

Wow ayesha you are such a Flushtub

by Ayeasha is stuipid -Mohammed m May 22, 2016

Flusie

A flu that is a doosie

Ugh im so sick this illness sure is a flusie

by Clap_and1/2 December 17, 2018

flusterated

Frustrated and flustered.

Figuring out this new program at work's got me all flusterated.

by clovergirlerin March 14, 2019

Efficeincy flush

The act of taking a shit and jerking off into the same bowl of water in a toilet. Usually caused by a combination of boredom and horniness.

Mike forgot his efficeincy flush when he left the bathroom and Erik found it shortly after.

by Zer's mom June 19, 2008