fried slurry

A gone off omelette.

Fried slurry smells rank.

by Debskelly1985 May 4, 2023

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated

That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021

pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.

"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"

by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017

The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

sigmund fried

When your friend gets so high they can evaluate your entire life like a wannabe psychiatrist

Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried

by Dankdude420 May 11, 2019

Fri Nods

Extremely brutal sex, ravaging her mouth till she gags, stretching her vagina till it gapes, punishing her asshole.

I love ravaging girls mouths, stretching their vaginas, and punishing their assholes, Fri Nods are the best

by massivegapers September 18, 2016

Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011