France

Hell

I went to France just to see Paris, until realizing the not only Paris but the entirety of the country is just one hellhole.

by Montemountainmontana December 26, 2022

France

France is a complete and utter shithole full of snobs, its litteraly the gates of hell.

Person 1: What do you think about france?
Person 2: I fucking despise it.

by FranceHaterNubmer1 January 9, 2024

The Breath of France

What I call homo-sapiens with abscess

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are now "The Breath Of France".

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

I see France

Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.

Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".

Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"

by E hates Q July 12, 2021

France

"France is a country you drive through to get to Italy. That's all it's for."
-James May

France is France

by YourLocalFBIAgent February 14, 2022

I come from france, we dance

(eye-cum-frum-frAnse-we-dAnse)A terrible song played during Marching Band practices.

The song I come from france, we dance played at the marching band practice, and every single person there hated it.

by Kirbyfan2525 May 21, 2023