"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."
by rewand0099 June 11, 2009
 Get the Battery-failmug.
Get the Battery-failmug. When you Take almost forever whith a lot of effot just to fail in the end.
This is Demonstrated when you are fighting Kel Thulzad in Naxxaramas just to fail when he reaches 2% health.
This is Pronounced Using a K and a T sound individualy instead of saying the name of the letters themselves.
This is Demonstrated when you are fighting Kel Thulzad in Naxxaramas just to fail when he reaches 2% health.
This is Pronounced Using a K and a T sound individualy instead of saying the name of the letters themselves.
You: Dude i'm on the last page of my 300 page Thesis on why the human race destroys everything they come in contact with.
Me: Weren't we supposed to write on the growth of a specific type of mushroom?
You: ........
Me: KT FAIL
Me: Weren't we supposed to write on the growth of a specific type of mushroom?
You: ........
Me: KT FAIL
by Admiral Zaron June 26, 2009
 Get the KT Failmug.
Get the KT Failmug. An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.
(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."
by Tom M. October 16, 2007
 Get the turbo-failedmug.
Get the turbo-failedmug. When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.
I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.
by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011
 Get the Shuffle Failmug.
Get the Shuffle Failmug. To take a joke that someone else has had success with, make it your own, and it suddenly becomes not so funny anymore.
To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.
To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.
"And then we shall ride saber-toothed ponies into the Saskatchewan sunset! Hail Weyburn!" ... "Fail Weyburn!"
by MyCrotch2009 January 1, 2010
 Get the Fail Weyburnmug.
Get the Fail Weyburnmug. An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.
The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.
by Zambiki December 1, 2010
 Get the sports failmug.
Get the sports failmug. This is not a new term, but a new use for an existing one.
Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.
Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.
John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.
by Airman Spiff July 14, 2012
 Get the Fail Mailmug.
Get the Fail Mailmug.