Foot Bricks

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.

We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.

by Florence G July 12, 2018

foot flush

The act of using your foot (hopefully while wearing shoes) to flush a toilet. A common practice in places with grimy bathrooms, especially gas stations.

Man, that bathroom was so gross, I foot flushed so I wouldn't have to touch anything with my hands!

by Fungicide January 3, 2010

Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

Foot fetish

When u are extremely excited when someone sends u toe pics. And every time u see toes u freak out. All u want are toes. U want toesss. I think I have a foot fetish

I have a foot fetish

by I have a foot fetish June 25, 2019

talking foot

A foot that talks, walks, and does everything like a regular human. The only difference is that it has a foot body

someone: I CAN SEE A TALKING FOOT
Me: OMG IT LITERALLY TALKS AND WALKS!
someone: LIKE US!
Me: let's make friends
someone: not right now I'm hungry

by emodepressed May 3, 2020

Foot girl

A female prostitute that engages in foot fetishes with John’s.

That foot girl let me buy on her freshly painted toe nails.

by QuackQuacks December 22, 2018

Foot Grease

the cum on your feet at the end of a footjob

Honey, my feet still smell like foot grease from that footjob last night.

by mediocre pancake June 24, 2016