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foot touch

Symptom -
That awkward moment when two peoples feet touch under the table without intention. This scenario is worsened when it involves same sex heterosexual, family members or strangers. The two 'touchers' are left to wonder if it was intentional or an accident and this crisis becomes dramatically worse is eye contact is made directly after the even.

Treatment -
The touchers can rectify the situation with one of the following solutions -
1 immediately apologizes for kicking the other person, loud enough for the entire surrounding audience to hear
2 immediately leave the table for a considerable amount of time
3 remove the entire foot (note - do not then give the other 'toucher' the removed foot as this can, in some cultures, be a threatening sign)
Friend one - you know we went out for dinner last weekend
Friend two - ye?
Friend one - me and you dad foot touched
Friend two - what?!
Friend one - oh its ok though man, i've cut off the foot...
Friend two - nice! I was wondering why i was visiting you in hospital.
Friend one - ye its... wait, did we just...
Friend two - ... yup, pretty sure that was my foot...
Friend one - i KNEW i should have cut off both, god DAM it!
by man with no feet September 5, 2009
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Foot Bazooka

Signature move from Tekken's Brian Fury as he thrusts a streched leg directly towards the opponent doing some heavy damage.
"Ha! I K.O'd you with the foot bazooka!"
by tekkend out freak meister November 8, 2009
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foot flat

go as fast as you can go
by jawg June 20, 2010
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Foot Titty

A woman (or man) who's titty looks as if an amputated foot from the ankle down has been gorilla glued to her/his chest. (A really saggy cone titty.)
Hey you, no not you, you! No the other guy, yea you... You got a foot titty..
by Mr foot titty November 17, 2013
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foot bath

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath
Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*
by poopmaster72plop March 5, 2014
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Foot nuggets

A new and fancy way to describe those little friends that live on your toes.
Dad: this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy went to work, and this little piggy went..
Kid: dad stop touching my foot nuggets!!!
by El domarino January 18, 2015
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Foot Buger

The solidified brown gunk on the inside sole of your shoe or sandal when you wear them without socks.
Those Thrift Store shoes were cute, but they were filled with foot buger, so I passed.
by Yertie July 27, 2014
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