second floor

place where hooligans, tramps and mongos gather to cause trouble, make noise, indulge in binge drinking, break ceiling tiles and get their RA's fired.

That club was an absolute gong show, it looked like the second floor.

by ctown February 2, 2003

floor hopper

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.

Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.

by fro12 April 23, 2006

Floor Sub

A sub sandwich that was dropped on the floor while the customer wasn't lookin and still given to him to eat.

Dude, Scott's eating that nasty ass floor sub, should we tell him.... NO!

by Matthew March 26, 2005

Mop the Floor

When you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral sex and she squirts all over the floor. And that is the reason you have to mop the floor.

My girl loves it when I mop the floor!

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

Killing floor

A coop game for 6 players to kill every zombie in plain sight of your gun

Friend:what are you playing
Me:killing floor
Friend:can i play
Me:sure
*Friend gets to final boss*
Friend:i just got pwned
Me:XD

by somerandomguyontheinternet July 11, 2010

Butter on the floor

A term describing the act of doing something simply just to have the expirience of doing it, and/or just because you feel like it no matter what the consequence.

"I'm not really sure if it's the best idea to skip school this Wednesday, if we get caught I'm screwed."
"Dude just do it, butter on the floor!"

by butter slip n' slide November 10, 2011

Floor 33

The ultimate in physical bliss.

...then we seemed to be bouncing slightly up and down for about two minutes before we finally ascended to floor 33...

by Earl König December 3, 2010