Finger Fiddle

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.

by -Kley- February 21, 2009

2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones

An action used By Bubba the Love Sponge to make his sexual partners Squirt.

The guys in the 334 make the girls squirt with a 2 finger cul de sac jones.

by Dig Dug April 21, 2007

finer than frog hair

Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:

1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.

2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.

3. A state of being extremely thin

(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).

1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"

Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"

2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"

Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"

3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"

Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"

by the big tiger January 18, 2011

Louisiana Chicken Finger

When you dip your cock in hot sauce, roll it in some form of breadcrumbs and then proceed to ram it into a bitch's mouth and yell out "do you want fries with that, bitch?"

I took Ross' mom out for dinner and asked if she wanted a Louisiana Chicken Finger and oh yes she wanted some fries!!!

by Allied1234 July 27, 2007

finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.

she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.

by stuffy14 May 3, 2006

fender guitar

A great guitar company. Have been making guitars since the 40's. Have been used by musician's such as Kurt Cobain, Eric Clapton, Jimmi Hendrix and many others. They are well know for qaulity guitars made in the U.S.A. that will last years. They come up with beutiful guitar designs and sound great.

Stratocaster, Jaguar, and Mustang are all guitars made by Fender. Fender Guitar's are great.

by Rusty Shakelfurd August 20, 2006

potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

by Venk January 13, 2006