FIL-thee fur-NAN-dez. N. The after-effect of a dirty sanchez, wherein the male is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent poop stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "sanchezed," the female has stormed out in outrage, but only after using the male's pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, depositing the tail end of a poop on his toothbrush, and texting a photo of the entire mess to the male's mother.
"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."
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A tall guy with most likely black hair. He thinks he’s a cool guy but the only reason he only has about five friends is because he’s a douche. He cares about the few friends he does have and would do a lot for them, but not everything. Often makes a girl fall for him without even trying, and when he isn’t interested, He pushes them away. Although he will spread rumours when he gets rejected himself. He’s probably the most bipolar person you will meet, he can’t decide what he wants.
He always may or may not have skills in the bed .
He always may or may not have skills in the bed .
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He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
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