fellationship

A relationship in which fellatio is the ONLY sexual contact.

Harry goes to the club, where he happens to meet Sally. After a dance, Sally offers Harry fellatio in his car, which he accepts. Harry doesn't see Sally again, but he thinks they had a good fellationship.

Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.

by Donnie Shradar July 30, 2008

Best Friend Sexual Relationship(BFSR)

When you are really close friends with someone and you guys have the same benefits as a FWB relationship. The reason why this relationship is different then a FWB is because the two of you do HAVE an emotional connection as well and physical yet dont wanna be in a commited relationship together. although you are commited as friends. Just not as partners.

also when your in this kind of relationship its rare if other people know about it.

WORNING! because you guys are such close friends there is a huge possiblity that one or the other will want a commited relationship.

EXAMPLE:

In the car coming back from SEA WORLD (after dropping off other peoples IDK)

FRIEND1(female): man that was a ton of fun we should do that again, you should have seen the look on your face >.< when you got soaked on that ride! *LMAFO*

FRIEND2(male): OH! get off it! you should have seen the look on your face, you looked like your head was about to be chopped off or something!

FRIEND2 PULLS TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

FRIEND1:hello dont tell me you forgot where my house is ;

FRIEND2: no....i just feel like kissing you.

KISSING INTHE CAR ^-^ YUPYUP hence Best Friend Sexual Relationship(BFSR)

by rinnua July 5, 2011

terminal relationship

A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.

Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.

This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 7, 2010

Window glass relationship

2 people who really love eachother as a friend, and fall madly in love everytime they see eachother. But are wise enough to know that living fucking far away from eachother just won't work.

So they break up after the period they can be together and then get together again if they can see eachother.

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The word window glass was chosen, because a windows lets in one thing but you can always black things out if you need to.

When Charlotte and Dex both saw that things will be difficult, because he lives in Holland, they decided to have a Window glass relationship.

by Dex van den Bogert January 5, 2009

Textual Relationship

noun.

1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.

2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.

We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!

by TedEye October 27, 2010

felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009

relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.

Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.

by [e-mail] February 5, 2009