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Flappergasted

While a girl is lying on her back getting her pussy eaten she reaches underneath her ass cheeks and squeezes them together and farts, allowing the gas to travel up through her pussy lips and leaving them flabbergasted that she flappergasted them in the mouth.
I was going down on Cindy and that bitch flappergasted me right in the fucking mouth!
by StinkyWeen April 3, 2025
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Flappergasted

While a girl is lying on her back getting her pussy eaten she reaches underneath her ass cheeks and squeezes them together and farts, allowing the gas to travel up through her pussy lips, leaving them flabbergasted that she flappergasted them in the mouth.
I was going down on Cindy and that bitch flappergasted me right in the fuckin mouth!
by StinkyWeen April 3, 2025
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flapperdoodle

A stand-in for basically any bad word.
Usually used in a funny way, or used to show that you are a person that doesn't cuss.
Person 1: What the flapperdoodle??
Person 2: The real question is, what the absolute fuck did you just say?
by liaisaweirdo April 14, 2025
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Fappetite

One’s desire to fapp. Especially due to a lack of sexual stimulation or sexual frustration.
Dude, I’ve got quite a fappetite today. Can I use your bathroom?
by Chillegitimate brozie June 16, 2025
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Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".
I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.
by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025
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flappert

Part of Speech: noun

| flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/

Definition:
A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.
“Keith tried to hit me with the flappert last night, missed, and inflated my mushy-mess like a balloon animal. I swear I almost floated away.”
by LimberSack October 22, 2025
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Fappetizer

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."
by Billy13D December 7, 2025
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