fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.

You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.

by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009

Fake Up

When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.

Yaite has to put so much fake up on, just to simply look decent.

by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009

fake colombian

Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.

There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.

by Shijalude February 22, 2014

fake gamer

Someone who isnt really a gamer but has some indicators that can make others believe they are one.

Vega is a fake gamer, a famer.

by Someonesuxmp3 July 9, 2019

fake wild

to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention.

"yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice
"stop tryin to fake wild you said i could wear em"

by markus manning March 8, 2009

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".

"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"

by ayo12345 April 8, 2015

fake dj

A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.

This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.

by bilbo23 April 27, 2011