Solo Facial

The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

by ForTheFührer! July 28, 2009

irish facial

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.

After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.

by Sean Ches July 28, 2010

afghan facial

The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time.

That man placed his testicles on that person's eyes and then farted directly into his mouth. That man received an afghan facial.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

cherry facial

the act of punching a girl in the face until shes bleeding then cumming on her bloody face

Joe: dude my girl likes to be hurt and cummed on what should i do with her john?

John: Try a cherry facial she will love that at least my girl dose!

by Jason warfare2 June 16, 2010

atomic facial

When engaging in the missionary position just before blowing his load, the male with draws the penis, takes aim and fire’s his load with the intention to shoot the female in the face whilst still in the missionary position. If his aim is successful, the aftermath should like one after an atomic bomb.

I came so hard I game her an atomic facial

by Mickyt54 September 30, 2006

Canadian Facial

When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.

Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"

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by kcb August 16, 2016

full facial

When a male busts his load all over a girls face after giving them the time of there life.

To cum on ones face.

James: Ye pal, i was out in the club last night and i brought this cracker of a girl home.

Evan: Really pal? What did you do with her?

James: I gave her a full facial after i ripped her a new hole with my big dick.

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018