facebook

a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =
like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple!!! NOOOO!!!
by trueloveisSOalie April 25, 2006
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a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-
christina : yooooo zac man wz up??!??!!111?////!?? hw u doinnnn?!?!?!?!!111///??!!!!1111//one!!!!??
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....
by manda hi ! November 10, 2011
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A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 25, 2021
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To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.
Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*
by Doorwithin June 23, 2011
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n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook
n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.
by jpfanatic2009 March 02, 2010
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The act of using your facebook account. Commonly used when being asked What's Up? a common reply would be "Just FaceBooking."
Facebook Account 1: Hey man, Whats up?
Facebook Account 2: Nothing much, just FaceBooking.
by FaceBookingGuy June 30, 2009
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facebooked it

the act of shortening your words of speech to facebook form. to make it like you were writing it on facebook! (ie: wtf, lmao, etc...)
"what the F#&$!?!... ahhh man, i should've facebooked it so my daughter wouldn't have heard me!"
by sunnysmile February 25, 2010
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