Facebook

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.

They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 25, 2021

facebook

To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.

Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*

by Doorwithin June 23, 2011

facebook

n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook

n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.

by jpfanatic2009 March 02, 2010

facebooked it

the act of shortening your words of speech to facebook form. to make it like you were writing it on facebook! (ie: wtf, lmao, etc...)

"what the F#&$!?!... ahhh man, i should've facebooked it so my daughter wouldn't have heard me!"

by sunnysmile February 25, 2010

Facebooked

When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.

Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."

by AVDeefoz January 20, 2011

Facebook

ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace

thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,

by I cant afford a good name August 09, 2008

Facebooked

When you masterbate to pictures off of Facebook.

That picture of sharon at the beach in the two piece got so Facebooked last night!

by wstcst August 08, 2010