Homosexual

ur mom lol get rekted

Kid: "What does 'homosexual' mean?"

Dad: "ur mom lol"

Karen: "That's it, I'm taking the kids!"

by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019

Foodsexual

A sexual attraction to food

"That brownie I saw totally turned me on, I think I'm foodsexual now."

by Forrealz27 February 13, 2017

homosexual

Having excellent taste in drapieries and shoes. Ability to preform the illusion of floating while walking. Makes hommofobic men either get scared or get aroused, see ex. 1.

ex. 1) I hate hommosexuals because I hate myself for being a homosexual.

by Travis The Head November 11, 2006

Homosexual erotica donkey

The term given to people(s) who have commited stupid
acts of lying or cheating agaisnt a mass group of men

Did you see that girl? What a homosexual erotica donkey!

by Mina Eskandar December 31, 2008

domosexual

Someone unnaturally attracted to bald people.

George Costanza's girlfriend is a real domosexual

by involuntarymisogynist April 26, 2009

Nomosexuality

Exactly the same as pomosexuality, but less pretentious sounding (i.e. No More Sexuality as apposed to Post Modern Sexuality).

"We've had Gay/Straight Alliances, but how about we just stop putting stupid superficial labels on people and be who we want to be? Say yes to nomosexuality and you say yes to no more bullshit labels from society."

by charmeleon_p3 September 24, 2013

Homosexual

A person who has sexual preferences more to their same sex.

Paige: Hey Max, I think you should date Rachel, she has been all over you!
Max: No, I wanna go on a date with Rachel's brother Benjamin. I'm a homosexual!

by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018