floosy

a loose woman; often used as the first in a progression of gradually worsening insults, including crackhead, slut, biatch, whore, cunt, and others.

"Floosy!"
"Crackhead!"
"Slut!"
"Biatch!"
"Whore!"
"Uhh... cunt!"
"Oo, er, you win."

by noname December 1, 2004

floor shopping

Searching for spilled/dropped drugs on the floor.

May be a leisurely pass-time amongst pot-heads, and can appear to be an obsessive compulsive disorder for cocaine users; the extent to which it is an enjoyable and fruitful activity is dependent on both the drug and the circumstances.

Less frequently, "window shopping," which is often more in line with the tendency to get nothing.

See also the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers strip in which Phineas constructs a home drug recycling machine with which to sort out the sweepings from the Freak Bros' rug.

You know things are dry when even the dealer's going floor shopping.

by K.M. Mennie August 29, 2006

Floor 20

It's a metaphor for safe choices, wearing your helmet, buckling your seatbeat, and taking your flintstone brand vitamins.

We were chillin' on floor 20, being all safe and stuff.

by floor 20 September 19, 2009

Floozy

A woman of questionable sexual morals or a Promiscuous Female
(Sometimes used to describe a male who is incompetent)

I just heard Erin commenting about having mediocre sex, what a floozy.
Chad, you fuckin' floozy, you can't do anything right.

by DemonWeasel April 30, 2003

hit the floor

1: Dance like wild
2: Stop sharply, while running, walking, or doing whatever

1: Like in "Let the bodies hit the floor" from the "bodies" song by Drowning Pool
2: A monkey jumped on his head, and he hit the floor so that his friends could help him get it off

by Marin Bratanov May 23, 2006

floorbean

A bean - often baked, though a floorbean can theoretically be of any variety - which is currently on or has been in contact with the floor, usually as a consequence of clumsiness on the part of somebody else.

Were you here yesterday? Dan made floorbeans.

Quit throwing floorbeans at me.

by Roblovski April 29, 2005

floopdooby

A person who is highly ineffective in all areas of endeavor, despite reasonably good intentions. May be likable but unreliable and disrespected because of repeated failures.

A floopdooby is similar to a sad sack, Charlie Brown, feeb, weakest link. Most families have one somewhere in their family tree.

by BigLunchLady February 28, 2009